This House Is For Sale And Is FULL OF NIGHTMARES

I’m sure most of you are in the market for a new house these days. I’m sure you’re just casually searching the internet for somewhere with another bedroom, maybe a bigger yard or a two-door garage, right?

JUST KIDDING, HAHAHA, IMAGINE ACTUALLY BEING ABLE TO AFFORD PURCHASING A HOUSE. HAHAHAHAHA.

Oh man, that’s a funnier thought than anything I could write.

But even if you, like most of us, are not looking to throw a few hundred thousand (or million, let’s be real) dollars at a new abode, I have a listing that you’re definitely going to want to check out.

10 Melory Crescent looks like a beautiful South Australian home. It’s over 2,500 square-feet, features five bedrooms, two bathrooms, and can comfortable fit three vehicles on the lot. That’s a pretty sweet deal for a house that’s currently going for around $550,000. I’m from Vancouver and there is no way in hell a spot like that would go for less than a million. Seems like kind of a dream, right??

You’d think so. But alas.

The photos in this listing start out normal enough, and they stay pretty seemingly ordinary just long enough for you to get lulled into a false sense of security.