‘The Battle of Winterfell’ Finally Went Down And, Uhhhh, Oh My GOD
Last night’s episode of Game of Thrones was possibly the most intense moment in television history and I am still recovering. The stress of watching the Battle of Winterfell probably took two years off my life but god damn that was so satisfying it’s worth it. If you haven’t watched it yet, do not read any further. Stay off the internet. Avoid all human contact. Honestly, don’t even go outside until you’ve seen it. This should be priority number one.
SO. MUCH. HAPPENED.
Lady Mormont, the absolute legend whom I will now measure all children against, took down an undead giant by her damn self and died, Theon died, Edd died, Jorah died, EVERYONE DIED. But fortunately, in literally the MOST incredible twist of all time, so did the Night King — at the hands of ARYA. EFFIN. STARK.
I doubt there was a single person on earth who didn’t look exactly like this while watching her kill his zombie ass after that slick knife drop.
Bran did a great job as bait for the Night King, and by that I mean he did literally nothing the whole time.
On a scale of Bran Stark to Arya Stark, how much do you contribute group projects? #GameofThrones
— David Leavitt (@David_Leavitt) April 29, 2019
JORAH: I’ll lead the first charge.
BRIENNE: I’ll command the left flank.
GREY WORM: The Unsullied shall protect the gate.
BRAN: How cool would it be to fly around and just do like, general bird stuff
— Dan Amira (@DanAmira) April 29, 2019
Jon was definitely not one of the night’s MVPs. The dude really has to stop going into battle as if his entire strategy is trying to get himself killed.
among underrated moments, Jon just being like “well Sam might just have to die, then” is up there
— Micah Peters (@micahpeters_) April 29, 2019
jon snow best battle tactics
1-fight the bolton cavalry alone
2-send the dothraki into the dark
3-kidnap a wight
4-build a flame trench BEHIND my army
5-yell at the dragon
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) April 29, 2019
Jon is still an idiot. My man was gonna square up with a whole dragon
— Dad (@fivefifths) April 29, 2019
But hey — they won, they’ve still got one dragon, and now there’s only one thing left to do…
lmao so wait for the rest of the show they’re going to fight a pregnant lady and a pirate
— ‘Weird Alex’ Pareene (@pareene) April 29, 2019
Published at Mon, 29 Apr 2019 21:03:21 +0000