Tam Gets Drunk: ‘The Neverending Story’

In her quest to catch up on an entire childhood’s worth of important movies, Tam’s sister, Nat, joins her for a nostalgic-if-they’d-ever-seen-it-in-the-first-place viewing of the cult classic The NeverEnding Story. Now they’ll finally consume both this important piece of cinema history as well as an unidentifiable number of bottles of wine. Here are some of our favorite quotes from the reactions that ensued:

“Are you okay?”
“I’m great! …Are you okay?”
“I’m depressed.”
“Eh.”

“What if a guy with a clit on his head told you you had to go on a quest?”

“Once I had a dream that a turtle ate my…whole face.”

“What does ‘oracle’ mean”
“I don’t know. Like a chunk?”

“[BURPS] FALCOR”

“Gamork! When I have sex I say ‘mm, suck my gamork, baby’.”

“This is what happened: by the time he reached Fantasia, the Nothing had reached…it. And they’re now in space, and Fantasia shot from the earth to the space.”

“I’m feeling like I wanna really read the Bible right now.”

CREDITS:

Writer: Tamara Yajia
Director, Producer: Darren Miller
Director of Photography: Ryan Bender
Production Designer: Katie DiFiore
Art Director: Jacob Kalafut
Set Construction: Tobias Levene
Camera Operator: Homer Salinas
Camera Operator: Eric Gauntt
1st AC: Quynh Le
Gaffer: Tanner Nichols
Hair & Makeup: Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Sound Mixer: Nial Morgan
Production Assistant: Chiara Montali
Production Assistant: Jake Torossian
Editor: Paul Smith

Published at Thu, 19 Sep 2019 01:15:05 +0000