Mueller’s Report Was Just Released And The Memes Are [Redacted]
Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report which has taken 22 months to complete and is arguably the most significant and highly anticipated thing to happen regarding Trump’s presidency, because y’know, collusion and obstruction of justice are like, kind of important, was released earlier today. The report is over 400 pages long, which sounds like a lot, but don’t worry — good ol’ William Barr redacted a shit ton of it, so as of now it’s a much shorter read.
Because nothing says “this guy is totally innocent” like keeping pages upon pages upon pages hidden from the public, right??
Let’s hear Bill Barr out. Sure, he may look like belongs in a political cartoon with the word “Corruption” written on him, but, uh, hang on I was going somewhere with this
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) April 18, 2019
can’t believe barr redacted the section about the pee tape
— Waleed Shahid (@_waleedshahid) April 18, 2019
Obviously this has consumed the internet today, and one aspect in particular has really grabbed everyone’s attention.
The redacted pages look kind of like (exactly like) an album cover for an indie band.
I saw Harm to Ongoing Matter at Ottobar once, they were great.
— Alec MacGillis (@AlecMacGillis) April 18, 2019
Personally I can’t wait to hear the hits from this album, which include tracks like “Pee Tape” and “Total Obstruction of Justice (Yeah)”
I got the free version of the Mueller report and it has a TON of ads in it :-/
— Darren Miller (@darrendmiller) April 18, 2019
“Harm to Ongoing Matter” is gonna be the name of my next garage punk-band project. Even have an album cover design already in mind pic.twitter.com/v1KIOohkla
— Borzou Daragahi (@borzou) April 18, 2019
Published at Thu, 18 Apr 2019 22:17:33 +0000