We Finally Know How To Stop Drinking So Much

The key is to listen to your future, hangxious self

No matter how many times I want to swear off drinking after a night of too many lemon drops and brandy shots, inevitably that old familiar tug is right around the corner. Might be a particularly stressful day at work, or a particularly happy day at work. Anything with family. Or it could be just seeing some friends out at a bar. Most of these events can be improved with a little sip of something special. Like, how else do people get through job interviews?

Humans have been drinking for a long time. Why? Because we know it works. Drinking is wonderful. It’s killing us (probably), but we’re all dead anyway, right? And it’s good for all seasons.

Example: What’s the harm in having a drink or two? I’m stressed!

Another example: What do you mean I shouldn’t drink — it’s the weekend and I can finally relax!

CREDITS

CAST:
Present: Jenn Lee
Future: Teresa Lee

PRODUCTION:
Exec Producer: David Saint
Producers: Chuck Armstrong, Charlie Stockman, Alexander Harrison Jacobs
Director/Editor: Alexander Harrison Jacobs
Writer: Spike Friedman
AD: Nick Mann
DP: Cooper James
1st AC: Alex Van Putten
Gaffer: Brody Anderson
Key Grip: Heather Ballish
Production Designer: Lauren Meyer
Prop Master: Jason Trinidad
Production Sound Mixer: Gavin Farnsworth
Makeup/Hair/Fx: Cali Mazzariego
Makeup Assist: Vicky Arias
Wardrobe: Amanda Mendoza David
PA: Nick Fox Robbins
Re-recording Mixer: Alex Lee
Colorist: Philips Shum

Published at Sun, 05 Jan 2020 15:03:21 +0000