This ‘Greta Thunberg Helpline’ Is Here To Calm Adults Who Want to Yell At Her

Greta Thunberg, the 16-year-old climate activist from Sweden, has been doing a lot of truly incredible things over the past couple years. From starting her own climate protest, to schooling Congress during her testimony in front of two House committees, to a giving mic-drop-worthy speech at the UN, and all along the way, making a whole lot of (supposedly) grown-up conservatives very, very angry.

She’s been the target of an onslaught of unbridled criticisms, covering everything from her talking points to her appearance and even the fact that she has ADHD and Asperger’s — which is absolutely batshit.

One more time: Attacking a child who is fighting to save the planet is INSANE BEHAVIOUR.

But there is good news for all those red-faced, rage-filled conservatives who have a bone to pick with this 16-year-old:

There’s now a hotline where you can voice all your ridiculous frustrations.

Satirists Mark Humphries and Evan Williams have created the Greta Thunberg Helpline, “for adults angry at a child”.

DISCLAIMER: Not a real helpline. Stop yelling at children. Read up on the facts of and the science behind climate change. Maybe see a therapist.

Published at Thu, 26 Sep 2019 22:01:43 +0000