The ‘Stranger Things’ Kids Hunt A Danny Devito Demogorgon, It’s Glorious

IS THERE NOTHING FRANK REYNOLDS CANNOT DO?

Among Frank’s exploits: he’s the father (legally) of Dennis and Dee; he MIGHT be the biological father of his roommate Charlie; he knows BUSINESS real good; he once, a long time ago, left his wife to embrace his feral nature; also, he makes a damn fine rum ham.

But to add to these accomplishments the very real, very canon, fact that he is a demogorgon from the Stranger Things universe?

UUHHH, WELL NOW YOU’VE GOT MY ATTENTION

Because though we love Stranger Things — and I don’t mean the “royal” we, I mean the “we” comprised of the fine two other people sitting here this morning in this TJ Maxx dressing room — it can feel a little… antiseptic. Idealistic. Romanticized.

That’s why we need Frank Reynolds to come in and mix it up. He’s got the style. He’s got the panache. He’s even got that magical, egg-destroying jaw of his which isn’t too far from the magical, flower-meets-garbage-disposal jaw of a real true demogorgon.

So. Eleven (and your friends): we here at TJ Maxx hope you catch him, because we want Hawkins to be a great place — but we also hope you don’t.

LONG LIVE FRANK REYNOLDS

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Published at Thu, 22 Aug 2019 15:00:00 +0000