The Only Thing That Can Save Us Is Big Titty Biden

There are so many symbols of hate in this country. We need a symbol that unifies, a symbol that will save us.

That symbol is Big Titty Biden.

“I am a woman designer and I used my perspective as a woman looking down at my pencil through my cleavage to make make sure that Big Titty Biden was designed to bring everyone together by uniting America’s three main interests: old white men, big honkers, and having mommy and daddy,” – Julie Greiner

We hope Big Titty Biden will inspire as many people to vote as possible. And to help make that happen, we’re getting dozens of Americans to pledge to get Big Titty Biden tattooed on their bodies:

“If Regular-Titty Biden wins this November. I am taking the Big Titty Biden pledge. If Joe Biden wins the election this November, I will be getting a tattoo of Joe Biden with just unseemly large cans. And that tattoo will say that Joe Biden is my mommy and my daddy,” – Demi Adejuyigbe

“I promise, if Joe Biden wins in November, I will get a tattoo of Joe with big honkers that says, “Joe Biden is my mommy and my daddy,” – Dana Donnelly

“If Joe Booby wins, I will gladly get a tattoo claiming that he is my mommy and my daddy,” – Cole Hersch

It’s time for us all to come together and admit that every American – whether you’re the mommy or the daddy or the baby – all of us want the same thing: a drawing of Joe Biden with big titties tattooed permanently on our skin as painfully as possible.

Take the pledge yourself and find out how to vote at BigTittyBiden.com.

CREDITS

Written by Grace Thomas and Julie Greiner

Narration by Grace Thomas and Julie Greiner

Art and Tattoo Designs by Julie Greiner

Website Design by Grace Thomas

Edited by Julie Greiner

Featuring:

Demi Adejuyigbe

Dana Donnelly

Cole Hersch

Caitie Delaney

Nick Ciarelli

Brad Evans

Jamie Loftus

Jeremy Levick

Rajat Suresh

Published at Mon, 02 Nov 2020 17:00:00 +0000