Please. PLEASE Dress Your Dog Like A Mermaid

Dogs are wonderful for so many reasons. They love you unconditionally, they’re always happy to see you, and they’re just SO DAMN CUTE. And we owe it to them to take the best care of them possible. So, with hot weather either rapidly approaching or already here depending on where you live, it’s important to keep your furry pals cool and refreshed. Maybe there’s a dog beach nearby or perhaps you’re fortunate enough to own a pool, in any case, swimming is one of the best summer activities for your pooch. But even though it’s good for them, not all dogs are big fans of swimming or even know how.

On that note, you know what else is great about dogs? You can put them in basically anything you want to, because you have the opposable thumbs and you make the rules.

So this summer, why not turn your dog into a mermaid?

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LOOK AT HOW AMAZING THAT IS.

There’s a 100% chance your dog is going to hate you but COME ONNNNN, IT’S SO WORTH IT. I mean… definitely not for the aesthetic reasons at all, like this is TOTALLY just about the safety of your dogs. This is, after all, a life jacket first and a ridiculously cute shimmery mermaid costume second.

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Like he just looks absolutely so miserable BUT IT’S FOR HIS OWN GOOD.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

You can have A SCHOOL OF DOGFISH

A SCHOOL. OF DOGFISH.

But, ahem, this is all just about making sure your dogs stay afloat, obviously. Please. Buy them a mermaid life vest.

Published at Wed, 12 Jun 2019 00:11:05 +0000