How To Be A Jerk At Work w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 4)
From the author that brought you the bestselling book, How to Exploit Your Friends for Profit, Brie Summers is BACK to teach you how to use the perfect balance of narcissism, Machiavellianism, and psychopathy (known as the dark triad) so YOU can be the biggest unproductive jerk at your work!
1.
Why do your job when you could just pretend to do your job?! Ask your colleagues to do things you could easily do yourself, make loud (and inappropriately personal) phone calls during work hours, eat smelly lunches in your shared workspace – get creative! Remember: your co-workers can’t get promoted over you if they have to quit because they can’t stand you!!
2.
Start fu*king one of your co-workers, and please – don’t be discrete about it! Make sure everyone at your office knows about it. (Bonus points if it is your direct supervisor or someone with A LOT of power in the company)
3.
If someone is waiting on time-sensitive work from you – post on social media so your colleague knows you’re very purposly ignoring your job! Never read an email in its entirety (lol – who has time for that!?) and follow up with questions that are either totally irrelevant OR were already clearly answered in the body of the text (or just do both!).
4.
Steal office supplies. Justify your theft by telling yourself that they don’t pay you enough anyway.
CREDITS
Starring:
Amanda Cerny
Created by:
Darren Miller
Written by:
Darren Miller
Tamara Yajia
Directed by:
Eleanor Giblet
Executive Producers:
Darren Miller
Tamara Yajia
Producer:
Carly Reeve
Cast:
Amanda Cerny (Brie Summers)
Sydney Battle (Grace)
Andy Bustillos (Derek)
Danielle Perez (Stacy)
Crew:
Michelle Akeley- 1st AD
Kevin Cardoni- Production Manager
Marla Black- Production Coordinator
Noa Skikne- Production Assistant
Anna Asher- Script Supervisor
Arlene Muller- Director of Photography
Kalea Calloway- Camera Operator
Minami Moriyama- 1st Assistant Camera
Moses Okunoren- Camera PA
Marizo Siller- Gaffer
Phil Gardner- Key Grip
Caitlin Williams- Production Designer
Ed Raines- Set Dresser
Layla Kornota- Prop Master
Samantha Crainich- Art PA
Wade Vanover- Construction
Jessica Leigh Schwartz- Hair & Make Up Artist
Alison Holmes- Costumer
Nial Morgan- Sound Mixer
Jen Freeman- COVID-19 Compliance Officer
Joshua Rathmell- Editor
Andrew Jewell – Keying Editor
Bryan Weider- Animator & Graphics
Paul Smith- Animator & Graphics
Kristopher Wile- Animator
Head of Physical Production, FOD- Jim Ziegler
Head of Post Production, FOD- Phil Loeb
Manager, Post Production, FOD- Cody Pereira
Published at Tue, 15 Dec 2020 17:01:59 +0000