Congrats To Jared And Ivanka, The New Ghosts Of Buckingham Palace
The First Family’s visit to the United Kingdom has been an eventful one. And by eventful I mean there was basically no turnout for their arrival, so the streets were empty as the Trumps toured London, but the protests have been hilarious and that’s what’s most important. Aside from the giant baby Trump blimp and phallic messages mowed into the airport lawns, the best thing to come out of this trip across the pond is the plethora of truly, truly delightful photos.
After all, what’s a vacation without some family pics? If you take a trip, pictures to commemorate the time you spent together are a must.
Like these super chill and normal photos of a very human family!
Gaze upon their immaculate flesh suits and marvel at the lifelike quality of the polished marbles in their skulls!
G A Z E AND M A R V E L
For some reason this very quaint and regular picture of these two perfectly average humans who are very much alive quickly became meme fodder, as people all over the internet discussed how viscerally terrified they were after seeing this photo. Which, once again, is odd, given how normal these fine people look.
This is like those VC Andrews novels with the cutout covers and when you open it up there’s a bunch of emaciated children in Victorian outfits surrounding Jared and Ivanka and one old woman who is obviously a vampire. https://t.co/8JVxvdKpY4
— Geraldine (@everywhereist) June 3, 2019
IVANKA
Look at them. Hating us.JARED
They’ll learn. Once I’m king.— Titus Mamet (@titusmamet) June 3, 2019
This is like those VC Andrews novels with the cutout covers and when you open it up there’s a bunch of emaciated children in Victorian outfits surrounding Jared and Ivanka and one old woman who is obviously a vampire. https://t.co/8JVxvdKpY4
— Geraldine (@everywhereist) June 3, 2019
Published at Tue, 04 Jun 2019 21:29:34 +0000