You Need Chicken Socks. I Need Chicken Socks. We All Need Chicken Socks

Halloween is around the corner and what’s always the hardest thing about this holiday? Figuring out a damn costume. It seems like most of us will have moments of, “Oh man that would be a really great Halloween costume!” throughout the year, but then as soon as September hits, we all completely blank and end up scrambling last minute, scouring the near-empty aisles of Spirit Halloween. Which is just so, so depressing.

So avoid all of that last minute nonsense! Get the jump on Halloween! And do it in a very easy, low effort way.

Please, allow yourself to bask in the glory that is:

CHICKEN LEG SOCKS.


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These babies are only like 8 buck-buck-bucks (I’m so sorry) on Amazon and I literally have never laughed so hard looking through photos of socks in my life. They may not look like a lot, but they legitimately, hand to God, make your legs look like a chicken’s and it is so. freaking. funny.

LIKE… IT’S PERFECT.


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PLUS, even after Halloween, you can just wear them around the house!


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Or how about at the gym?!


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The description on the site also says they’re good for the beach(?!) and I don’t know how much I believe that but hey, give it a go.

Published at Sat, 07 Sep 2019 00:20:45 +0000