The Town Of Hell, Michigan Is Now Called Gay Hell. I’m Screaming
The United States of America is the fourth largest country in the world and when you’ve got that much real estate, figuring out what each place is going to be called can become difficult after a while. Like, realistically, there are only so many possible names for townships out there. So at some point, you’re gonna have to get a little creative. That’s why cities like Accident, Maryland and Two Egg, Florida exist. Probably the best of all these, ahem, uniquely named places though is the quaint little town of Hell, MI.
Hell, Michigan has three whole stores and a population of 72 — and now has a new owner.
Meet Elijah Daniel. Elijah is a musician, YouTuber, and outspoken advocate for LGBT rights — a community to which he himself belongs. He’s also chaotically hilarious, so when Trump decided to ban LGBT flags from being displayed in US embassies, Elijah responded in the most perfect way imaginable.
The 25-year-old decided to purchase the town of Hell.
And rename it GAY HELL.
G A Y H E L L, M I C H I G A N.
ahead of pride month Trump’s administration put a ban on embassy’s flying pride flags.
so as of today, I am now the owner of Hell, Michigan. I bought the whole town.
And my first act as owner, I have renamed my town to Gay Hell, MI.
The only flags allowed to fly are pride. pic.twitter.com/AKOcZm2Jvm
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) June 17, 2019
So come on down to Gay Hell! Where the pride flags fly free and everyone is welcome — unless you’re a bigot. Then they don’t want you there anyway!
Gay Hell, Mi has everything. A library, a place to lock your love in Gay Hell, and even a WEDDING CHAPEL TO GET GAY MARRIED IN HELL! pic.twitter.com/mt2RzgraEx
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) June 17, 2019
If Mike Pence steps foot in this glorious town he spontaneously combusts.
— Adam Best (@adamcbest) June 17, 2019
You have OUTDONE yourself!!!! ️ ️ ️
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) June 17, 2019
I’ll get a room ready
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) June 17, 2019
Published at Tue, 18 Jun 2019 21:03:00 +0000