Daenerys Burns Everyone In Movies And Television AND IT IS DELIGHTFUL

Daenerys Targaryen makes a really mad Mad Queen

This little lady has a temper. After she (according to the Game of Thrones showrunners and writers) “forgot” about Euron Greyjoy and his Iron Fleet, then saw her bestie Missandei suffer from a sudden bout of decapitation, THEN perched Drogon on a King’s Landing tapas joint and stare — but really stare — at the Red Keep, this Game of Thrones ruler-to-be went absolute bonkers and lit up a bunch of women and children like summer BBQ kebabs.

But her explosive, and apparently randomly instantaneous, rage knows no bounds. In fact, Drogon’s morning breath can reach everyone, including Steve Coogan and Jack Black from Tropic Thunder, Kevin Hart and The Rock from Jumanji, Nic Cage in Con Air, and even poor MacGruber’s van in MacGruber.

Will Daenerys ever stop? Can she change course now and redeem herself? Will anyone call 9-1-1 for MacGruber?

These are impossible questions. But we owe Game of Thrones a bit of thanks. Not only did it reveal that the Mother of Dragons is a giant pyromaniac (honestly, same) — this revelation led us to find out that Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head have an adorably sweet death scene reminiscent of Jaime and Cersei, but with fire instead of rocks.

So credit where credit’s due. Thanks, Dany!

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Published at Sat, 18 May 2019 14:00:00 +0000