This Girl Trained Her Parrot To Attack On Command And I Both Fear And Admire Her

Parrots have proven for the second time in a matter of weeks that they are truly the unsung heroes of the pet world and deserve way more recognition than we give them. While this story is vastly different than the one about the drug cartel parrot who yelled “mama, police” as a warning when the cops rolled up, this is a story about a bird who’s just as fiercely loyal.

One of the coolest things about parrots is how ridiculously smart they are. They can be taught how to speak full sentences, mimic songs, and even solve puzzles.

Apparently, you can also train them to attack people on command.

The best skill of all.

A girl who seriously can’t be over the age of seven has not only trained her winged companion to fight anyone she wants, but literally all she has to do is scream in their direction and the bird LAUNCHES.

IT’S SO COOL.

I have never in my LIFE seen an animal so faithful, like he doesn’t bat one beady little eye before taking off to go kick some ass. I’m pretty sure my dog would watch me get axe murdered and not flinch a paw.

This incredible girl-parrot duo has already inspired fan art and honestly, if they aren’t turned into superheroes and given a movie deal soon then I’ll scream.

Published at Fri, 03 May 2019 23:25:00 +0000