RVs are Like America On Wheels (But With a Bathroom)

Americans, hop into the RV! Gorv is ready to get behind the wheel and steer our country in the most important direction—forward. Although just to be clear he can also reverse the RV, that’s not a problem. It’s just that most politicians usually talk about moving forward, and you also drive in a forward direction. But sometimes you also have to make a right or left or go around a bend, so that’s not perfect.

Ok so to recap, Gorv is going to steer the country mostly forward, except while taking turns or backing out of a space, at which point he will use his best judgment.

Wow, metaphors really are harder than you think.

Published at Thu, 17 Sep 2020 20:00:00 +0000