This Christmas Tree With Hairy Nuts Deserves A Home, Too

A new holiday classic about friendship and family.

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Every Christmas tree deserves a home. Even ugly Christmas trees that are shaped weirdly. Or Christmas trees with uneven needle distribution. Or stumpy trees. Or skinny leaners.

WHY?

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree!

How are thy nuts so jungly.

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,

How thy balls grow so wiry.

Not only in the summertime,

But even in winter is thy prime.

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,

How are thy balls so jungly.

This little piece of holiday joy comes to you from Alec Castillo.

CREDITS:

Starring Matthew Perry as Christopher Christmas Tree

Created by Alec Castillo + Kevin Fernandez

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Published at Wed, 18 Dec 2019 20:26:13 +0000