Andy Samberg Posted A Selfie And I’ve Never Seen Thirst Like This Before

Whether you’re a longtime Lonely Island fan or you were introduced to him through arguably the best cop show of all time, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, we can all agree that Andy Samberg is a national goddamn treasure. And if you’re not an Andy Samberg fan, well, you’re entitled to your own opinion, but also that opinion sucks and you’re wrong.

Not only is Andy Samberg a hilarious lyricist, writer, producer, and actor, but he’s also fine as hell. We’re all used to seeing him as the bright eyed and bushy tailed Detective Jake Peralta, and then he went and dropped this bombshell on all of us.

It seems innocuous enough — tousled hair, one sleeve rolled, scruffy beard, crooked smile, but hooo boy the internet was NOT ready.

There’s no way he’d take anyone up on that but I mean hey, the offer still stands.




WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS PHOTO THAT IS SO POWERFUL?? Is it the beard? Is it the sleeve??? Is it the unkempt hair???? WHAT IS THE SCIENCE BEHIND THIS????? I NEED TO KNOW.


You’d think that a man who plays the most wholesome police officer on tv would be more considerate and realize that this picture is a goddamn weapon, but apparently not. Come on, man, some of us have weak hearts!




I guess I’ve just discovered my type, and it is “rumpled doting boyfriend”


This photo affected people so much some even came up with entire narratives around it.


Oh, but this one… THIS ONE takes the cake.



This person has constructed an entire life with Hot Rumpled Boyfriend Andy Samberg and honestly I’m really happy for the fictional couple.


The entire thread is so funny and genuinely better than any rom-com I’ve seen in a long time. I can only hope Andy read it and got a laugh out of it, and realized that before he drops another deceivingly hot picture on the timeline, he’s gotta at least give us a heads up first.

Published at Wed, 17 Apr 2019 17:21:46 +0000